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CAST OF CHARACTERS
The Street
Danny – penniless drifter
Freddy – attracted to shiny objects
The Bush
Jonah – older than Canada
Suzi Otter – fish pirate
Iggi the Finn – rock hound
The Mine
Stu MacBolt – has his own
private entrance
Cavity – underground dentist
The Dump
Edna – artist with a baseball
bat
The Perfesser – psycho-geographer
The Criminals
Yermak – wants to
do some kapitalism
Dapper man –
The Animals
Neptune – a dog
Destiny – another dog
Chesterton – yet one more dog
The Biologists
Nora – opposed to the
mining of diamonds
Hugo – charts mosquito flyways
Vomer – requisitions a submarine
Ungle – misplaced a caribou herd
Clobbitt – ate a mastodon
Neddles – named his son after a fungus
The Bureaucrats
Harvey Brassclick –
"life is a rink"
Pfang – hides out in YK for Y2K
Jane Griffin – ancient tourism officer
The Businessmen
Jack Wool – developer
of Starvation Cove Lodge
Vincent Hatband – owner of a fishing
boutique
The Police
Const. Tungsten – reads
Canadian Tire catalogs
The Church
Father Brown – hides cards in his beard
Waiters at the Lost Explorers Club
Henry Hudson, Jack Hornby, John Franklin